{"id":877,"date":"2007-01-23T11:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T11:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=877"},"modified":"2007-01-23T11:07:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-23T11:07:00","slug":"living-smartly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=877","title":{"rendered":">living smartly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>>Scott has a theory, and that is, if the weather forecast says 3-6 inches, it really means, 1-3 inches. If it says 2-3 inches, its probably a dusting. Yesterday scott was proven right yet again! We were predicted to get 3 inches of snow, and we got about 1.5 inches to be exact. It was sort of freaky. This theory can be extended too. If they say a &#8220;dusting&#8221; of snow. Be prepared for microscopic flurries. If they say, rain changing into snow, prepare for just rain. The only time he is really off on this is when it is a coastal storm and the 3-6 inches turns into the storm of the century, but even then he seems to have a hunch when this is going to be the case (think of the birthday blizzard, 2003).<\/p>\n<p>So I feel compelled to lay out a few of scott&#8217;s theories, since, truth be told, when i follow them, Im actually finding myself doing pretty well.<\/p>\n<p>Scott&#8217;s first theory: Always get into the lane that is merging. <br \/>Review: Scott&#8217;s second theory: run in the dark, run in the cold, but dont run in the dark and cold<br \/>Review: Scott&#8217;s third theory: Always &#8220;half&#8221; the snow predictions.<\/p>\n<p>I should probably take up the first theory tomorrow since I have developed treatises on second and third here already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>>Scott has a theory, and that is, if the weather forecast says 3-6 inches, it really means, 1-3 inches. If it says 2-3 inches, its probably a dusting. Yesterday scott was proven right yet again! We were predicted to get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=877\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2GNvO-e9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}