{"id":893,"date":"2007-02-14T01:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-14T01:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=893"},"modified":"2007-02-14T01:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-14T01:40:00","slug":"birthday-boy-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=893","title":{"rendered":">Birthday boy report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_H9ic-gQf5Do\/RdOxxPF_KgI\/AAAAAAAAAAY\/SYPi6rw9gZ4\/s1600-h\/images.jpeg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_H9ic-gQf5Do\/RdOxxPF_KgI\/AAAAAAAAAAY\/SYPi6rw9gZ4\/s200\/images.jpeg?w=584\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031560668126325250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Walking home from work today was a revelation- I realized just why humans (or some of us anyway) evolved to grow facial hair.  I had to walk home into the wind during a snowstorm, and darn it if my chin didn&#8217;t get chilly!  At that point, I would not have been opposed to looking like this man -><\/p>\n<p>The clean shaven look just wasn&#8217;t working for me.  But then I got home and said &#8220;Frankie, feel how cold my cheeks are!&#8221;  and pressed my cheek up against hers.  That&#8217;s a nice way to warm up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>> Walking home from work today was a revelation- I realized just why humans (or some of us anyway) evolved to grow facial hair. I had to walk home into the wind during a snowstorm, and darn it if my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=893\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2GNvO-ep","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}