{"id":934,"date":"2007-04-29T19:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-29T19:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=934"},"modified":"2007-04-29T19:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-29T19:14:00","slug":"owie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=934","title":{"rendered":">Owie!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Mwhe34pBv5s\/RjTvwf1FSII\/AAAAAAAAAGs\/QSc6jYlUXIk\/s1600-h\/DSC04589.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Mwhe34pBv5s\/RjTvwf1FSII\/AAAAAAAAAGs\/QSc6jYlUXIk\/s320\/DSC04589.JPG?w=584\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5058931897900812418\" \/><\/a>&#8216;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_Mwhe34pBv5s\/RjTwD_1FSJI\/AAAAAAAAAG0\/-aHi-oZJXLw\/s1600-h\/DSC04588.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_Mwhe34pBv5s\/RjTwD_1FSJI\/AAAAAAAAAG0\/-aHi-oZJXLw\/s320\/DSC04588.JPG?w=584\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5058932232908261522\" \/><\/a><br \/>So, I went to paint koompa&#8217;s nails today and decided I would give her one last trim (for a few weeks anyway). So, I got out the trimmers and cut a few nails. they were lookin nice! So I decided, what the heck, lets just chop this one last nail down. Kapush! (thats what bee said anyway)!  Cut the quick. Ouch, blood. lots of it. So Bee was a good helper and got some wipies for me. Then we gave Koompa a leftover piece of pizza to make peace. We wonder if Koomps thought it was a fair trade? Well, Im not gonna paint her nails for a few days!! Lets her recover from that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>>&#8216;So, I went to paint koompa&#8217;s nails today and decided I would give her one last trim (for a few weeks anyway). So, I got out the trimmers and cut a few nails. they were lookin nice! So I decided, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=934\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2GNvO-owie","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}