{"id":935,"date":"2007-04-29T22:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-29T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=935"},"modified":"2007-04-29T22:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-29T22:02:00","slug":"owie-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=935","title":{"rendered":">owie update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_Mwhe34pBv5s\/RjUWav1FSKI\/AAAAAAAAAG8\/DvMlkUggBZs\/s1600-h\/DSC04600.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_Mwhe34pBv5s\/RjUWav1FSKI\/AAAAAAAAAG8\/DvMlkUggBZs\/s320\/DSC04600.JPG?w=584\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5058974405192140962\" \/><\/a><br \/>Our patient is resting comfortably in the front yard. Poor thing, I swear she lost a pint of blood through her toe nail. I might have to re-name the &#8220;fire hydrant red&#8221; I wanted to paint her nails to Blood red&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>>Our patient is resting comfortably in the front yard. Poor thing, I swear she lost a pint of blood through her toe nail. I might have to re-name the &#8220;fire hydrant red&#8221; I wanted to paint her nails to Blood &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/?p=935\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2GNvO-f5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartobreezy.koompa.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}